Berwald was taking me to a bar. Yes, yes I am under aged, but after 11, they don't check IDs. So it was going to be so fun. Berwald go me passed the doors with out any questions.
We sat at the bar. I looked around...sorta empty sorta filled. Berwald taps my shoulder
"And for you miss" the bartender asks
"Ummm BEER please" I ask
"OkAY" he repeats my uneasy tone
~~~30 minutes later
I was starting to feel looser....calmer.
"AND then that bitch DELLTRESSE didn't like my post on instagram. And I was like hur mur gerd" i use many hand motions telling Ber Berry
He nods. Tim the bartender gives me another shot. I slam it down.
"Holy shit is that a kar-I-okeeeeeee machine over there" I ask Berwald
"Ja...why" he asks
I run up to it. I grab the mike.
"This is for my Ber Ber Berry" I tell the drunks
"TREASURE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE....SO CALL ME MAYBE, I LOVE IT! YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO BREEEEAK PROMISES. i DON WANNA HURT YOU BUT I NEED TO BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEE, SO JUST FRIENDS ALL WE GOTTA DO IS JUST BE FRIENDS. WHEN DID YA HEART GO MISSING, I TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS BUT YOUR LIFE IS JUST A ONE BIG MESS, YOUR A TROUBLEMAKRE. WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD BUT HURT SO BAD WHOOOOOA I WILL SURRIVE HEEY HEY. FIRST I WAS AFRAID I WAS PRETRIFFIED KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE. BECAUSE.......I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT. GANGNAM STYLE' I sing getting off
(Lists of Artist, Bruno Mars. Carly Rae Jepsion. Icona pop. Alex Clare. Luka. Rooney. Olly Murs. Gloria Gaynor. LAFMO. PSY)
I ran to Berwald just like in the movies. I hug him. I smell his neck. The most beautiful neck in the world.
"Berwald" I look up at him
"Hmm" he strokes my hair
"You have a beautiful neck" I tell him
A smile could have cracked on his face, but my sight was blurry.
"I was hoping it to be pretty" he says
"WHOA" I fist pump into the air.
Tim looks at us.
"I'm just gonna ask you two to go now" Tim says
"No wifey you should go" I tell Tim
Tim gives an eye at Berwald.
"I'll sing" I threated
Tim crosses his arms
"Sex baby lets tal-"
Berwald picks me up. He walks outside of the bar.
"You still wanna be carried?" he asks
"NO I"M SUPERWHOA MAN" I say
He sets me down. I attempt being a dumb blond doing a spin...turns out I'm dumber than a dumb blond. I start to fall. Berwald puts his hands behind my back catching me.
"OK'y I'm carrying you" he picks me up
He starts walking. A long silence is coated over our throats.
"Passsssst the point of no return passs-"
(Phantom of the Opera)
"Good singing" Berwald comments
"Look into my eyes, its where my demons hide its where my demons hide"
"Ra Ra Rasputine Russia's biggest love machine. There was a cat that really was gone~"
Berwald does that creepy blue face hoping I would stop. Too bad m sight is blurry
"To young to dumb to realIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZE THAT I SHOULDA BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS SHOULDA HELD YOUR HAAAAaaand"
"The ONNNEEE that go away...the one that gotta way" I almost fall from Berwald's grip around me..but he catches me
"I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT" I yell at the top of my lungs
We make it to his house. He sets me down unlocking the door. When he enters I hear:
"That was quick" Mathias says
"Kicked out" Berwald says
"Because your hot and your cold your yes and your no your in and your out your up and your down" I sing walking into the room dancing
The four other men laugh.
"See Ber ber. I should become a singing star" I hug him swaying on one foot to the other.
Berwald sets me to sit on a stair. He kisses my forehead.
"YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL" I sing
Berwald makes a creepy face as I sing drunkly the rest of the lyrics. The other four men watch me sing.
"You know Ber....we should tape this" Mathias says
"It would be perfect for youtube" Tino adds
"But it will ruin her life" Lukas says
The drunk girl hugs Lukas.
"I WOULD A GERNADE FOR YA" she "sings" into Lukas' ear
Mathias makes an LOL face. Then the drunk goes to Mathias and holds his arm for support
"erm Baby baba lalalalalala Hey drop it to the floor make me wanna say it (say it)" She sings
Then she stumbles into Emil's back
"Black dress with the tights underneth I gotta breath of a last cigarette on mah teeth. She's an actress but she ain't got no need she's got money from her parents and a trust fund backede. Ta ta ta tongues always pressed to ya teeth, well my tongue is on the inside of your ear" she sings in her rape voice
(30!HO) not all of it though
She spins and give Tino a long hug with another song
"AS I LOOK THE OTHER WAY, AS I BURN ANOTHER PAGE I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE IN THE DIARY OF JANE" She yells
Then she goes to her boyfriends chest. She nuzzles it with her hands on his chest. Then she wraps her arms around him. Then tiny snores escape her throat
'Free concert" Mathias says
Berwald picks up Y/n. He rests his head on top of her's. He lays her on his bed, he wraps his arms around her then lays next to her. He brings her close to his body and falls asleep